La Jolla, California. I'll be at the La Jolla Comedy Store August 5th through the 7th.

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. I'll be there August 18th through the 20th.

Austin, Texas. I will be there September 2nd through the 3rd. Get your tickets for those shows and all shows on my website at BrianSicler.com.

The Honey Do with Brian Sikler.

Welcome back to the Honey Do y'all. We're over here doing it in the night pants studios. I'm Ryan Sikler, RyanSikler.com.

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I'll be in La Jolla August 5th through 7th Philadelphia August 18th through the 20th and Austin September.

2nd and 3rd. It's Labor Day weekend. So get your tickets to that and all shows at Ryan's sickler dot com. Now that's all the biz. You guys know what we do here. We highlight the lowlights. I always say these are the stories behind the storytellers.

And I am very excited to finally have this guest first time here on the Honey Do y'all. Please work to Bobbie Lee.

I did your thing other one the crab crab you did the crafty. Yeah, so it's like like a lot. It's not my first time on the Honey Do it is. But okay, which I said. That's right. That's fine. But can I ask you a question? Sure. You like this melon? No.

The green melon. Is that what is that what honey do is that's what honey do is the whole point of it very quickly because I've said it a lot. But I do want to get into it if you can tell me off screen off screen or off.

Yeah. I was eating at a diner one night and they had that fruit cup there and I ate everything in the fruit cup except for the honey do include the red grapes which I like green grapes. But I ate red grapes over the honey do.

And when I got up and I walked out I saw honey do scattered on all the tables and I just thought man, that's a perfectly good fruit that most of us just fuck off.

We'll pass. Yeah. And then it dawned on me that in life I am that I'm a perfectly good person. It's been thrown away and tossed away again and again and again. It's funny.

So I wanted to lean into the shit show because instead of everyone's highlights look at my life. I'm on a yacht. I'm on a list like I want to know when you weren't on a fucking yacht. Right. When you're on your knees. Right. Right. So what I'm saying is is that when I wasn't saying anything but my point is is that my point is is this is I know I know you and you say a lot of things like so and so didn't give me you know respect back there or he ignored me or this because I have the same thing. I have a list of people I'm going to get revenge on. Right.

But do you think a lot of that is in our minds? I think a lot. No. Well, yes, because we do think it's in our minds. However, it's happened. You can't deny everyone sure everyone gets disrespect that it's shit on all the time. Yeah. But I don't I don't hold see here's the thing I told you before we were talking I don't harbor ill feelings. I use it as fuel to move forward. You know what I mean? Like go ahead. But also most of the people the big time to me and they've all been

all turned out to be shit shows. You know what I mean? Like right. Yeah. The one thing that's been how are you now I'm 49 with same age. It's been 50. It's one of the lessons it's taking me longest to learn in life. And I still slip up here and there is that most things take care of themselves. I don't have to jump in and say this and do that. But let me just have a point though. So I was at Keegan's Keegan keys birthday party. And Ron Howard was there. I'm a big Ron Howard.

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