Bob Helps a Family Through Quarantine Conflicts
Bob Saget's Here For You
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 8 May 2020
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
What if Bob could mediate the fights in your family as you’re quarantined? Well that’s one idea that Bob floats today as he’s calling up fans! He wants to know all about one young lady's arguments with her family as they’re all cooped up. He’s also talking all about Rodney Dangerfield with another caller, reminiscing about the night they became friends. Plus, Bob asks a mother how she’s keeping her 7-year-old son preoccupied while he’s out of school.
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| 0:51.2 | your podcasts. Hey everybody it is Bob and it's Bob Saggots here for you that's what this is and I am |
| 1:16.6 | happy to be back with another episode I believe it's 8,425 which is also my temperature right now. No it's not and that is not good |
| 1:26.2 | humor at this time and I hope none of you have fevers. I know some of you do and |
| 1:31.5 | some of you are hurting and I'm thinking about you all the time actually |
| 1:36.1 | It's an interesting obsession to care about other people which is I guess the positive of this time and to regroup and then come back strong and hopefully keep your health and stay at home and practice safety and all that stuff |
| 1:55.8 | wear a condom over your whole body just cover yourself in plastic just you know |
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