Bob Has To Convince a Caller It’s Really Him
Bob Saget's Here For You
All Things Comedy
4.4 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2020
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Sometimes people don't quite believe it's Bob when they pick up the phone, and this episode is no exception! Bob searches for ways to prove to his first caller that it is really him, which leads to a conversation about when Fuller House is returning to when he's planning his next stand-up special. Later, he consoles a fan who has been experiencing lots of loss in his family and discusses using comedy to cope. Plus, Bob reminisces with a young man about their shared love of Chris Farley.
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| 0:00.0 | What's up guys? I'm Ashley Gavin. I'm a comedian and you might know me from my very viral videos of me yelling at hecklers on Tik-talk, |
| 0:07.3 | but I am also the host of the award-winning podcast. We're having gay sex and if you're straight and you're like wait a minute this isn't for me stay right here |
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| 0:25.0 | Because you're going to be able to answer all of those questions that you can't ask your gay friend because you're afraid of getting canceled. |
| 0:31.0 | Every week we have a celebrity on the show like Kevin |
| 0:33.6 | McHale from Glee or Francesca Farago from Too Hot to Handle or even |
| 0:37.8 | straight people like Hannah Burner and we ask them if they've had gay sex |
| 0:41.4 | this week even if they're straight and we get to watch |
| 0:43.9 | them squirm so if you're queer and you're looking to hear about some raunchy |
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| 0:58.6 | new episodes. Hey everybody it's just me Bob and it's time for Bob Saggots here for you that that is correct. That is the perky title of this show and I'm very |
| 1:10.9 | excited because I'm going to reach out to people and I think people are |
| 1:14.0 | wanting to talk right now and when I did it on the previous episode it was just so |
| 1:20.3 | nice and to talk to people and hear how they're doing and I genuinely care. |
| 1:25.3 | I'm like a doctor but not one at all and I'm like a therapist but not one at all. |
| 1:31.5 | But you know, I don't know. People feel like they know me know I don't know people feel like they know me I don't know because |
| 1:35.2 | they grew up watching me or or making fun of me and then and then I did stand up and got a whole new audience that, you know, like watch me and then made fun of me. |
| 1:47.0 | But anyway, I like to think of myself as your friend in a way. |
| 1:51.0 | I kind of treat all people the same unless they give me a reason otherwise. |
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