Bob Gives “America’s Dad” Advice to Callers and Helps Someone Plan a Wedding

Bob Saget's Here For You

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🗓️ 9 July 2020

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Summary

A few sorority members are shocked to get a call from Bob while they’re pranking one of their sisters into thinking she missed a call from him! The solution? Get everyone on the phone to find out what he was like in college. Later, Bob chats with a father of a young boy who wants to know what it takes to be a good dad and Bob helps a young couple plan a quarantine wedding!

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0:00.0	Hello friends in the Bay Area, Shane Company has moved to a new location in Cupertino
0:06.0	and those doors are open.
0:08.3	We're still on Stephen's Creek Boulevard, but down the street from our previous location. You've got to come in. We've kept
0:15.7	everything you love about Shane Company, the largest selection of fine jewelry,
0:20.8	a relaxing shopping atmosphere with our non-commissioned team, a chance to compare
0:26.0	two diamonds side by side, and a view of our jewelers workshop. We've made a few updates
0:32.0	too, a spacious new showroom, rough gemstones you can actually
0:36.5	hold, and a fun selfie station where you can get a photo of yourself in your sparkling
0:41.9	jewelry. Find the perfect gift, an engagement ring or something
0:46.4	for yourself. We're at 1.9900 Stephen's Creek Boulevard. You can also visit us in San Mateo and Walnut Creek. Now you have a friend in the
0:56.2	jewelry business, Shane Company and Shanko.com. Hey, you know who's here for you. That would be me. Well, whatever you're going through right now, if you're listening to this, I am honored because so much is happening and people are going through so much.
1:27.0	And you go through phases in your day where you want to be amused, you want to forget about it,'t want to watch the news you don't want to feel the pain you're you're maybe you're out maybe you're doing stuff maybe you're involved in protesting maybe you're involved in hospitals.
1:42.7	Maybe you are sick.
1:46.2	Maybe you're, I don't know.
1:48.6	You know, I've talked to people that don't have anywhere
1:51.0	to live right now.
1:52.5	And then there's people that are luckier
1:55.3	and unscathed.
1:57.0	And that doesn't mean they should feel bad about it.
2:01.8	But especially if they're listening to my
2:03.6	podcast that's not self-serving because actually I'm doing this because I want to do
2:09.8	it because I want to I don't know make people laugh that sure didn't everything I just said I mean it's not like I just did some kind of weird fart joke that would alienate although people don't like fart humor but you know people that don't like fart humor, but you know people that don't like
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