Blurry Hysteria: Thirsty Space Mermaids!

Hysteria 51

ForthHand Media

Social Sciences, Paranormal, True Crime, Aliens, Conspiracy, Supernatural, History, Science, Comedy

4.3 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2022

⏱️ 20 minutes

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Summary

This week Brent convinces us we don’t have to be lonely; we can get plowed by an alien! And by plowed he means subjugated while the planet is stripped… Stripped of its resources, not the sexy kind of stripping. Or so warned Stephen Hawking, but that never stopped us before! Plus, David tries to convince us that a mermaid mummy that has been worshipped for centuries is a fake. How stupid does he thing we are?!?!?! All that and more random ramblings on the first Blurry Hysteria!

News Stories Mentioned:
Mermaid Mummy Mayhem - https://www.livescience.com/mummified-mermaid-in-japan?fbclid=IwAR1qC_NJHSSBmAH3P7AyKybzIrqpbYvMDOFDqRHCL4qX4AsqT82O-Xu6Rdg
Space Thirst Text - https://www.newsweek.com/scientists-send-transmit-earth-location-aliens-stephen-hawking-warning-arecibo-1694139?fbclid=IwAR3vMFdvk9XMCvFHzQDaWY0spump_TIjfnnqVM_jotZdXbRGlddvmfZsaWE

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0:00.0	Hello Nation, welcome to a blurry hysteria.
0:15.2	Weird news delivered straight to your ear holes.
0:19.9	Really it's a choose your adventure on which hole you want to put this in.
0:22.7	I just want to let you guys know that.
0:24.2	We're not picky on ya.
0:26.2	What's it gets to you?
0:27.6	We're in charge of which hole you stick it in.
0:30.2	I'm David.
0:31.2	I'm Brent, the whole designator.
0:34.9	Like you said, I'm going to go with that.
0:36.5	You guys pick.
0:37.5	You're right.
0:38.5	Yeah, we don't need to be the arbiters of your whole choices.
0:42.5	Your grown ass adults.
0:44.7	We hope.
0:46.5	Brent, we got a couple of weird news stories we want to discuss this week.
0:51.0	Yeah.
0:52.0	Yeah, yeah.
0:53.0	And we're going to start out by saying if you guys have some ideas, you can see that
0:57.5	send them to us.
0:59.2	Weird at hysteria51.com, W-E-I-R-D, at hysteria51.com, send us your links, send us your information
1:07.8	with it too.
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