Blurry Hysteria: Flesh Chips & Swamp Crotch Security Risks | Ep. 437
Hysteria 51
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4.3 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 9 July 2025
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
This week on Blurry Hysteria, we dive into two stories that are equal parts science, sweat, and straight-up strange.
First up: What if your next computer wasn’t silicon but flesh? That’s right—British scientists have created a "living" brain chip made of human neurons, and now you can rent it like it’s a haunted Airbnb. Is it the future of computing or the first step toward Skynet with skin?
Then, we travel from the uncanny valley to the swampy undercarriage of airport security. The TSA is sounding the alarm—literally—thanks to a little-known phenomenon known as “swamp crotch.” Turns out excessive groin sweat might be your ticket to a full pat-down. Moisture and metal detectors don’t mix, folks.
From meat-based microchips to moisture-based misfires, join us for a perfectly weird cocktail of cutting-edge tech and humid horror stories.
Listen now before your pants set off national security protocols.
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| 0:30.9 | The following is a fourth-hand production. |
| 0:33.3 | What? What's good nation |
| 0:43.5 | Welcome to another blurry hysteria |
| 0:47.5 | You got me, David, and there's Brent |
| 0:49.7 | How go, sir? |
| 0:51.4 | What up? |
| 0:52.5 | What is what's going on? |
| 0:59.0 | Well, getting outside, mowing the lawn well i'm getting outside and looking at the walls and the siding and the the uh roof shingles that are going on the new |
| 1:05.0 | studio i'm fucking getting excited you know there's no interior or power or water or anything yet, but we're getting there, |
| 1:12.5 | damn it. |
| 1:13.6 | It's hard to do the, the regular type of episodes when, you know, everything's in chaos. |
| 1:19.2 | So this, you don't have everything there. |
| 1:21.2 | This episode is like three days late of recording because we keep losing having power out or they're building right next to where the studio is. |
| 1:28.2 | So all you hear is and it's been a nightmare. |
| 1:32.1 | And I didn't, I know it sucks. |
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