This episode of Blue Shirts Breakaway is brought to you by Too Much Cursing, the playoffs, and getting angry about Tender Glass. Here we go.

One! Hey, Bushard Breakway fans, it's finally here. The playoffs. We made it. We've been the wildcard for about a month and a half. Greg, you're a wild card. Say hello.

Hey, buddy. Hey, man. What's going on?

Oh, not a whole lot. Not a whole lot. I killed a bird today.

Why do you do that?

I didn't mean to.

I thought it was impossible to hit birds with your car.

Like, you know, you're driving around.

You're like, oh, that bird will get out of the way.

A bird die bombed me, and I still feel very bad.

He exploded on the hood of my car.

So rest of piece, that bird? Playoff bird, as I would say.

There's a thing with birds where they, like, their sensory perception cannot pick up objects

moving faster than like 70 miles per hour.

I was doing like 35.

Which is why cars can hit.

Well, I don't know.

Hell yeah.

I was going down like a side street back to my job for lunch, and I was just casually doing

35, and a little sparrow just dive bomb me and exploded on my hood.

So I just think we're going to win this playoff series now.

So that's where I'm at.

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