Let's keep justice. Please report.

It's an old joke, but when a man argues against two beautiful ladies like this,

they're going to have the last word.

She spoke not elegantly, but with unmistakable clarity.

She said, I ask no favor for my sex.

All I ask of our brethren is that they take their feet or for our ex.

And we're going to have a great time.

We're going to have a great time.

We're going to have a great time.

We're going to have a great time.

Welcome back to Strix Grootney, a podcast.

So fierce, it's fatal.

In fact, and today we have a very, very special episode.

The kind of episode that can only happen when two cultural phenomena become one.

That's right, folks. This is the Strix Scrutney times Tiger King episode.

Rawr!

Alrighty. So it is hard to be a con-law professor because you see everything through the lens of constitutional law,

even the guilty pleasures become fodder for hypotheticals and class lectures.

And so it was for us with Tiger King.

We saw Joe Exotic and a bevy of exotic big cats.

And we thought federalism, the second amendment, and polygamy.

That's what I saw. I did not see Joe Exotic alone.

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