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Bless Your Heart: She Thought Hamburger Was Made Of WHAT?!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 May 2024

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

What’s your biggest #BlessYourHeart moment? Can you beat this lady who thought hamburgers were made of…WHAT? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

McDonald's are making small improvements to our classic burgers, searing out 100%

0:04.7

British beef patties, so they're even juicier.

0:07.7

And we're serving them hotter for meltier cheese, all in new toast of your

0:11.4

buns. The classics, now a little more mmm comparison with

0:15.0

prior classic burgers served after 11 a.m. subject to availability.

0:17.8

Mm.

0:19.8

Get it. The birth show. I am so incredibly relieved and happy this morning.

0:28.5

So I dropped the dog that I adopted about 10, 12 days ago off at the trainer yesterday, greatest trainer in the world that Kristen and I use.

0:39.0

And she has been sending me videos today of Franny.

0:44.6

She's so happy.

0:45.6

Yay.

0:46.6

Oh my God.

0:47.8

That personality that I saw on the farm in Iowa

0:51.3

that the reader sent me has really shined through with Jenny.

0:55.8

So I spent some time with Jenny and it's I Speak Canine, Inc. on Instagram. But I spent some time with her yesterday and you know what the truth of the matter is is like both dogs and humans need to be trained and they come into the house.

1:10.5

More so the humans honestly. More so. So this dog didn't respect me at all. She really did explain to me like because of the way that Franny rolls over on her back and sometimes she actually peees is really a sign of being submissive so they are looking for

1:25.2

sort of an alpha dog to lead them so when she came into the house and I thought

1:29.8

that she might be from a puppy mill and I'm taking my sweet-ass time with her and really

1:34.8

sort of allowing her to get away with anything that she wanted and also praising her

1:38.6

for the littlest things. Shouldn't have been doing any of that to gain her respect.

1:43.7

But I was airing on the side of her being scared, so I wanted to comfort her.

1:50.0

Dogs aren't people.

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