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Call Her Daddy

Alex Cooper

Comedy

4.4 • 164.3K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

This week, Father Cooper begins by recalling a traumatizing memory from childhood that somehow managed to seep its way into her current relationship. Old habits never truly die and we all pause to witness a moment of regression in our dear daddy. Speaking of relationships, do we dare drop the L word…lube, labia, libido? Clench your assholes as Father Cooper finally and formally introduces Henry to the world (and I say ‘clench’ because I know a certain b-word really fires some of you up). Be sure to stick around for the announcement of Father Cooper’s world tour…yes she is finally taking up her pop star career. Big Al is taking no back seat to hot girl summer and is taking you along with her on her upcoming adventures. Yes, Betty…this tour once again includes a trip to France…god you greedy whores. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0	Gooten Dogg. Hello.
0:02.0	Um, before you start to masturbate to my voice and really enjoy this episode,
0:11.0	Daddy Gang, I know I've said it once, but I'm going to say it again.
0:15.8	July 21st, pop quiz. What is the significance of that date?
0:22.0	Mm-hmm. the significance of that date. You should know that.
0:26.0	July 21st, Daddy Gang, call her daddy is going exclusive to Spotify, which means that on July 21st when you go to open your phone
0:35.8	on that lovely Wednesday July 21st and if you listen on Apple you're gonna open your
0:41.9	phone it's gonna be like Christmas when you got fucking coal, Betty.
0:45.2	Okay?
0:45.9	It's not going to be a cute look.
0:47.6	You're not going to be able to find your dad.
0:50.0	And that, that, let's fix history here, okay?
0:54.3	I'm right here, I'm just on Spotify.
0:57.2	Daddy gang, go press follow on Spotify.
1:00.3	Literally just type and call her daddy,
1:01.8	click on it, press follow, and then it will send you
1:03.9	notifications when a new call her daddy episode drops.
1:06.8	No dad left behind.
1:08.1	Just make sure you're following.
1:09.7	And then nothing is changing.
1:11.2	We're going to still keep talking about sucking and
1:13.3	fucking uh just over on goddamn Spotify no more apple no more iHeart no more iHeart no more
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