Birth Videos, Ice Cream Tees & Bondage Airbnbs
The Rizzuto Show | Daily Comedy Podcast
The Rizzuto Show Comedy Podcast | 105.7 The Point | Hubbard Radio | Gamut Podcast Network
4.9 • 3.2K Ratings
🗓️ 14 April 2026
⏱️ 81 minutes
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Summary
Welcome back to another completely reasonable and definitely not unhinged episode of The Rizzuto Show — your favorite daily comedy podcast where normal conversations go to die.
We kick things off with a debate that no one asked for but everyone now has to suffer through: would you rather watch your own birth once a year… or your parents conceiving you just one time in full detail? Yeah. It’s exactly as uncomfortable as it sounds, and somehow the gang manages to make it worse with personal stories, questionable logic, and way too much curiosity about their dads.
From there, things spiral (as they always do). Moon proudly reveals his suspiciously large collection of graphic tees, Rafe starts questioning his genetic legacy like he’s in a documentary no one funded, and Lern casually drops childhood stories that explain… a lot. It’s part therapy session, part roast, and 100% why this comedy podcast should probably come with a warning label.
Then we shift gears into real-life chaos — including a near road rage incident that turns into a full-blown meltdown… all because of one perfectly executed crying face. Yes, that’s apparently the nuclear option in traffic now. Meanwhile, Moon’s kid experiences the classic “new driver mistake” (you know the one), and somehow it almost involves someone they actually know. Because of course it does.
Oh, and just when you think things can’t get more random, we say goodbye to a beloved St. Louis donut staple, debate the downfall of Panera like it’s a corporate investigation, and hear one of the most stressful public bathroom stories ever told on a comedy podcast. Seriously — you’ll never trust a push-button lock again.
It’s messy, it’s ridiculous, and it’s exactly what you signed up for. Or didn’t. Either way, you’re here now.
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