Birds of Prey*, The Lodge, Come to Daddy, Gretel & Hansel; Johnnie Jungleguts
Linoleum Knife
Alonso Duralde
4.8 • 653 Ratings
🗓️ 9 February 2020
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Summary
Dave and Alonso and special guest Johnnie JungleGuts (Super Gay! podcast) spend Oscar weekend talking genre movies. Subscribe (and review us) on Apple Podcasts, follow us @linoleumcast on Twitter, Instagram and Facebook, playin' a part in a picture show.
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* Or, The Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn
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| 0:00.0 | La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La La me. No, it's me. And also me. My name is Dave White. You are Dave White. You are Dave White. We are. For the rap, you're the film reviews editor of the rap. True. You do other podcasts. You know this one. You talk about them later, maybe. We will. And we have a guest today. |
| 0:57.4 | We have a guest today and we have the urgent need to clip on through this episode |
| 1:05.7 | so that you can deliver our old television to the electronics recycling. |
| 1:12.9 | It's a very exciting day. |
| 1:14.2 | Oh, also the Academy Awards. |
| 1:15.7 | Kaiser Urgent Care because my head is about to sever itself from my body. |
| 1:21.4 | Poor day. |
| 1:22.2 | That's what's happening. |
| 1:23.1 | It's having eye issues. |
| 1:24.8 | It's not pleasant for him. |
| 1:27.3 | My eye is swelling up to the size of a football. |
| 1:31.5 | And I just want everyone to understand what a trooper I am. |
| 1:34.3 | Yes. |
| 1:35.3 | We're continuing to work on my Sunday doing this podcast. |
| 1:39.9 | I don't care if you have to cut and cry. |
| 1:42.8 | You have to cut and cry. |
| 1:43.6 | I got a, yeah, I got a. |
| 1:46.4 | I'm not going to watch the Academy Awards. |
| 1:48.2 | I'm going to be sitting in the waiting room of Kaiser Urgent Care because we have a friend who is a, a biology person. |
| 1:58.5 | That's his degree. |
| 1:59.7 | I don't even know what the hell he does. He has a degree in biology person. And I took a picture of my eye and sent it to the group chat just to amuse everyone. And he said, that could be a staff infection. Go to urgent care right now. And I was like, all right, fine. Well, anyway, our guests, we haven't allowed to speak yet because we're being totally rude. |
| 2:20.0 | Not being rude, we're just setting the stage of friendship. |
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