Birds Aren't Real

The Kevin Clancy Show

Barstool Sports

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 4K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2020

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

KFC is a changed man thanks to Steve Cohen. Alex Trebek tribute. Whose death would shutdown Barstool Sports for a day? The JFK assassination and the secret drone bird conspiracy.

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0:00.0	Hey barstool listeners, you can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify
0:04.3	or YouTube.
0:05.6	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.3	Bill 5!
0:09.3	Bill Bill 5!
0:10.3	The waziest hour of your day is not an amazing set, but I just don't care.
0:15.1	You listen to KFC Radio.
0:17.1	It's another edition of Mail Time.
0:31.0	What's up you muts?
0:32.0	It's another edition of Mail Time and I come to you now as a confident man, as a happy
0:42.6	man, as a positive man.
0:48.7	People who have been listening to me for a decade now, they know me as the pessimists,
0:54.3	they know me as the grumpy, curmudgians, they know me as the loser.
1:01.1	That's all I'm a victim of circumstance, that's not who I am, that's who I've been.
1:07.2	For the last 10 years, I've been like that guy in Lord of the Rings, who's under the
1:11.8	spell.
1:12.8	One who's just like an old, a crappy man, and he's making all these bad decisions, but he's
1:17.6	a good guy, but he was a truck under the black and the lab, saw her on, and then gand
1:22.5	off comes, blast it out of him, and he's just like, bam, this is who I've been the
1:27.3	whole time, I've just been under a spell.
1:29.8	No wonder the city sucks and everything's shit.
1:33.0	I've been poisons for the last 10 years.
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