Bird, Horse, Muffin (w/ Kyle Dunnigan, Milo Manheim, Chad Daniels, Pete Lee, Lizzy Cooperman, Andrew Collin, Ian Fidance)
You Up with Nikki Glaser
Comedy Central
4.6 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 11 January 2019
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Comedy Central. |
| 0:03.0 | Hey podcast listeners, it's Nickie Glazer. |
| 0:07.0 | I'm in the back of an Uber right now with another guest on the show from the U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-U-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU We're going to be taking you through this week's shows from the back of the super. |
| 0:23.5 | Andrew, how are you doing today? |
| 0:24.7 | I'm doing great. Thanks for asking Nicky. |
| 0:26.7 | I don't like the formality of this right out of the gate, but here we are and we're quickly approaching LAX. We're going to get dropped off. So you might hear us |
| 0:37.2 | Starting out now from the drive to the airport and then we'll close out the show maybe from |
| 0:42.4 | Terminal 1 I believe that's the Southwest |
| 0:45.2 | Terminal. We're really flying in style today. Yeah I can't wait. Southwest is my |
| 0:49.9 | favorite airline, Nicky. Why? It's just, it has everything I want. |
| 0:54.0 | Is that real? |
| 0:55.0 | Is Southwest your favorite? |
| 0:56.0 | Uh, yes. |
| 0:57.0 | Okay, well, I think you're lying right now, which, um... |
| 1:02.0 | My favorite airline was American last time because we flew business class and I got to lay down and it was the best moment of my life. |
| 1:08.0 | It was one of the best experiences of your life. My life. |
| 1:12.0 | Yeah. Sleeping on a plane, turbulence, I don't, I would die and |
| 1:15.7 | a happy man in my sleep if the plane crash. Andrew had never really flown business before where you can lie down horizontally and I'm not assuming |
| 1:26.2 | that you as the listener have flown this. |
| 1:27.8 | I think it's a really privileged thing to be able to do. |
| 1:30.3 | I've done enough times in my life now that I am it's it's I'm it's one of the biggest |
| 1:36.0 | perks of being flown places by TV shows is that you get to usually fly business |
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