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Oh, oh, God, welcome to two black girls one rose.

Where two black-ass girls invade the whitest show on earth

Bachelor in Paradise. I'm Natasha and I'm Justine and it has been a very long day and this episode had made it that much longer.

Oh my God. And then I watched both back to back again. I did. I didn't have time this morning.

And I didn't have time last night. I had no choice and it was so brutal and then these last two

episodes were truly exhausting. Oh wow. What are your initial thoughts?

So my first thought is that Demi needs to be at every single paradise just to narrate and consult.

Yes, I love those little moments of her and she's hilarious.

Yeah and I would actually petition her to be bartender instead of Wells.

Oh, yes I'm down for that. I think that would be good. Welles is about to marry the Modern Family Commission.

That's true. We don't need the money.

You don't need this.

Yeah, petition for Demi to be on every single paradise.

Second thought, which is very something that has come to me many times I don't think I've

said it on the show before but couples of color never get like a full

rounded storyline like even full get a rounded full explanation of her love story with her man of color.

And I'm getting tired of watching that because I want Sydney to find love and I want Mike to find love.

I don't know why they didn't find love together.

It's very odd to me.

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