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Bad Dates

Biology Is Sickening (w/ Atsuko Okatsuka, Nicky Urban, and Blair Socci)

Bad Dates

SiriusXM | SmartLess Media

Comedy

4.21.5K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2024

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

On this episode of Bad Dates, Jameela welcomes comedians Atsuko Okatsuka, Nicky Urban, and Blair Socci to discuss their most iconic dating fiascos. Atsuko’s Taco Tuesday becomes a condo melee, Nicky serves bodily breakdowns two ways, and Blair just can’t shake Techno Ron Weasley. If you’ve had a bad date you’d like to tell us about, our number is 984-265-3283, and our email is [email protected], we can’t wait to hear all about it.


Atsuko Okatsuka: Atsukocomedy.com, @atsukocomedy on social media

Nicky Urban: nicky-urban.com, @thenickyurban on social media

Blair Socci: New special Live From The Big Dog, @blairsocci on social media

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Someone stole my dinner the other day and he was, I saw him on the camera and what was crazy is that he already had someone else's dinner that he'd already stolen from another house in his other house.

0:11.0

What a greedy ass! Now one wasn't enough! I know but again he's a

0:16.3

girl bus. You can't deny the drive there like he's the anti-Santa.

0:23.0

Yes.

0:24.0

Yes.

0:25.0

Bad Gates. Bad Dates go Nicki and Blair.

0:35.0

Welcome to Bad Dates.

0:39.0

How are you?

0:40.0

Hello?

0:41.0

Oh, pretty great.

0:42.0

I'm very excited. I'm very excited.

0:43.0

I love asking everyone that question at the same time and then it's just not immediate.

0:46.2

We just kick off on a cluster fuck.

0:49.4

I'm very happy to have you all here.

0:50.9

You're all very funny and wonderful wonderful and thank you for sharing your deep

0:54.8

dark tales with us today at Bad Dates. We greatly appreciate it.

0:59.2

Before we get into everyone's stories I want to kind of get a sense of your philosophies around

1:04.7

dating how you feel about it so I guess I will start with Nicky. Nicky how do you

1:09.2

feel about dating? Are you into it? I'm into it. I'm dating now I'm not single I'm in a mostly monogamous relationship.

1:18.0

What is mostly mean? Oh yes very Wow, you're evolved as all.

1:24.0

Yeah, well, oh, I guess, yeah, sure.

1:27.0

Well, you know, I'm queer.

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