Bimbo News: Fake Aliens & Beetlejuice Handjob
Web Crawlers
Web Crawlers
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🗓️ 19 September 2023
⏱️ 30 minutes
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Summary
Fake aliens in Mexico (1:54)
Dog named Yoda caught a fugitive (4:28)
Jen Shah & Elizabeth Holmes are prison friends (6:55)
Hugh Jackman got a divorce (8:34)
Halloweentown in Oregon (11:22)
Taylor Swift at the VMAs (13:39)
Doja Cat is funny (16:34)
Celebrity Auctions (18:12)
Lauren Boebert jerking off her date at Beetlejuice (20:33)
Vegas hotels got hacked (23:06)
BTK killer’s daughter helping to solve murders (24:43)
Man saved 160 ppl from jumping off bridge (27:18)
Intro song: Joren Cain
Outro song: Elektrodinosaur
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| 0:00.0 | This is Bimbo Noob with your host, Ali Seagull, Melissa Stecky. |
| 0:23.2 | Hello and welcome to Wemm Crawler's Bimbo News. |
| 0:27.0 | I'm Ali Seagull. |
| 0:28.2 | I'm Melissa Stettin. |
| 0:30.5 | This is a podcast where we'll cover everything from viral news stories to pop culture to things |
| 0:36.1 | that we watched on TV during the week. |
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