Billy Joel Has the Softest Hands
2 Dope Queens
WNYC Studios
4.8 • 13K Ratings
🗓️ 7 April 2016
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
We couldn't wait another week to give you more of us. So here's an early release of our new episode. This time, we go where two black women have never gone before… a Billy Joel concert! Special guest Naomi Ekperigin offers some tough love to white women, Sam Jay gets mistaken for Obama, and Beth Stelling announces her Playboy debut. Now go do something with your lives.
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Guest Comedians:
Naomi Ekperigin (@Blacktress)Sam Jay (@SamJayComic)Beth Stelling (@BethStelling)
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About the podcast:
Join the 2 Dope Queens Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams, along with their favorite comedians, for stories about sex, romance, race, hair journeys, living in New York, and Billy Joel. Plus a whole bunch of other s**t. New episodes every Tuesday.
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| 0:00.0 | Dude, my dream is to have a slice of coffee cake with Holly Hunter. |
| 0:04.6 | Really? |
| 0:05.6 | And we just like make a quilt. |
| 0:07.0 | I love Holly Hunter. |
| 0:08.4 | I think Holly Hunter is my big day. |
| 0:10.0 | Yeah! |
| 0:11.0 | She has an awesome voice. |
| 0:12.8 | Her voice is the best. |
| 0:14.0 | It seems to. |
| 0:15.0 | Hello! |
| 0:18.0 | You're listening to Toot Up Queens from WNYC Studios. |
| 0:22.4 | Hosted by me, Jessica Williams, and my buddy, Phoebe Robinson. |
| 0:26.0 | Hey! |
| 0:31.0 | Did you know, like, for the longest time my mom thought Chelsea Handlers last name was lately? |
| 0:36.0 | She's like, oh, let's like watch what that Chelsea lately lady. |
| 0:39.0 | And I'm like, that's not her last name. |
| 0:41.0 | Yeah. |
| 0:42.0 | That's like a parental misunderstanding that is just annoying enough where you have to correct. |
| 0:46.0 | Right. |
| 0:47.0 | She also says, Steinfeld. |
| 0:49.0 | My mom says things wrong. |
| 0:51.0 | She says Chipotle's. |
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