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Contacting customer service.

For a lot of people, that's an easy way to ruin a good day.

But at Zendesk, we make the customer experience better.

Better for your ground.

Better for your florist.

Better for the guy in Apartment 3A.

Better for you.

Better for everyone.

Because some say the customer is always right.

We say the customer is always human.

And as fellow humans, we want to do something better for all of us.

Zendesk, customer experience with AI built for humans.

Welcome, welcome, one and all in here out there all around the world to the late show. I'm your host,

Stephen Colbert. Folks, there's no denying.

There's no denying it is a weird time.

But today is not the worst day since Trump was elected.

That was yesterday.

Maybe tomorrow.

And also today.

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