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I'm not the energy. It's just it's really important. Honestly, I that you do it. You know, here's your attitude. You're as if if you wanted to in and then then if you don't feel sincere.

If I like come on with a bunch of energy, hey, listener, welcome to smart like we're not selling that that's great. What you just did. It's great. They try more insincere more often.

I think people appreciate the non bullshit on this podcast. People appreciate you when you're depressed. Is that what you're saying? It's free. Just deal with my mood today.

It's an all new smart list. Let's go. Oh, look at haircut Jesus. What will I think it's just slick back. What's up haircut? I did not get my hair cut. Congratulations. It'll grow back. Don't worry. I did not get my hair cut. It just combed it.

Huh. Hey, let me ask you something. When you guys go because I know you guys go for walks like I do just to get some fresh air and walk during this crisis, this virus. We're doing.

But whenever I pass somebody on the sidewalk, I passed them and my conversation in my head is.

Okay, did I inhale like their air, even though there's a mask behind it today and hail my air. I had that in the first the first month of COVID when I'd walk by. I would I would quietly either hold my breath or or or or quietly just slowly exhale.

Yeah, I still do it. Okay, well, hang on. I got to admit something. And this is a true story. When I passed strangers for years have been holding my breath. Really? Yeah, even without a mask. That's journey like me. You're not journey like me. Well, I'm quietly. I'm a closet.

I'm a closet. I'm a closet. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Really? Are you a handshaker? Normally? Yeah. I mean, I am. But I just I don't know like I live in New York. I lived in New York for over 20 years full time and use the subway was my main mode of transport.

But I would do a lot of like. You know, so if you when like speaking of subway when you walk by and you walk into like basically like a urine cloud.

You feel like you're getting some sort of a disease just because well, I've smelt it. So therefore I have inhaled urine. I think about that all the aerosol all the time. And now I'm going to have a bladder infection.

Does that what you think? Well, I used to think like if you peed in a public.

You're not that he could travel through your stream up until your penis from the previous stream. Well, that part is true. That's part true. Yeah. Oh, that party is true. That part is true. So then I do have that's where I got my STDs. Yeah.

Boy, I did not know this about you will. But here's what you need. You shine. You know what it's like when you go for dinner with Jason. So this is how it goes for just for our listener.

And so what he does is he takes the menu and he goes, OK, great. And he can't do any great. Let's just get an order in because what he has to do is get the order in.

Then he pushes back from the table. He walks gingerly into the men's room. And he washes his hands like he's going into surgery. And then he comes out with his hands in the air.

And then he goes, Oh, they're down around the waist because I don't want to embarrass myself. They're like a surgeon. And he comes in. And then if I got to kick the chair. Yeah, she can't if somebody comes late to the table and he's already been through that process. They're not getting a hand shake. Right.

Or start over. You got to do the whole. But I definitely wash my hands after I have I've touched the menu. I shook hands at the table. Whatever that nonsense is. But then it's now it's eat time. So I got to go. We're going to boil the hands. I come back. I'm just saying.

Interesting that how the sitting down and shaking hands at the table and greeting other human beings to him is the nonsense at the table. Yeah, that's the nonsense. I'm there to eat. All right, let's get on with it. Gang. Yeah.

I don't get a lot of duos. But today we got to do. Oh, no, yep. They are responsible for some of the most complicated and original music going today. They are also extremely successful. Usually when people do complicated stuff, it's not that successful. They know how to do both.

The work has brought them. Hold on. I go to a different part of my notes here. It's Simon Garfunkel. It's brought them five Grammy awards, two American music awards, two Guinness World Records, three MTV Video Music Awards. And the youngest two.

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