Lots habit of the KISW Miles Montgomery Golf Classic, presented by Pinky's Plumbing.

That's Monday, June 8th at Redmond Ridge Golf Club. First of all, you get breakfast in the morning. Boom. Head out to the first tea that you're playing on. They're going to give you a little goodie bag, which has some goodies in there. Yeah. Boom. Just remember every single hole you'll have what I'd like to call samples of things. Yes, of course. Yeah, some samples are out there, including drink tickets, if that wasn't enough for you.

Say what? Longest drive, a longest putt, hole in one contest. Not only that, maybe someone will hit a hole in one again off of a toilet. You never know. Ted, I'm going to ask you, do you want to shoot people with Nerf guns again? Yeah, sure. Why not? Still got them in the garage and honestly have not fired them since the last golf tourney.

I think we can also just kind of keep making up some rules. Nerf guns again. Yeah, sure. Why not? I still got them in the garage and honestly have not fired them since the last golf tourney.

I think we can also just kind of keep making up some rules.

And I get to play with each and every team.

So I will be located at one hole.

No, we want people to show up.

I will be at one hole.

Every single group that comes through, I will hit one shot with them and then hit one

put with them. Do they have to use you? They do not.

But if they want to, they can. They don't have to use me. How irritating would it be if every single force would have to play. Now, we don't need you, Montgomery. Well, there's a wide range, right? There was some very, very good golfers last year. Yes, there were. And there was some dudes that were like,

we're here to have fun and drink and enjoy the sunshine.

Right.

But I can imagine a couple of those forces.

We're like, just there were. And there was some dudes that were like, we're out here to have fun and drink and enjoy the sunshine.

Right.

But I could imagine a couple of those forces,

we got it, Montgomery. But you're a very good golfer. A listener sent me a phallic shaped putter. That thing is spanned. I am going to use on the green. Have you seen what? It was so ridiculous that Ted wouldn't even put the head cover back on it.

Yeah, I was in there. I looked't even put the head cover back on it.

Yeah, I was in there.

I looked at it through, I go, I feel weird putting the head cover back on that. It's very realistic. It is... It is too realistic. If the 10 man had a penis, basically, that is... I am sinking punts like crazy. Like a madman. I hope you crushed it. I might even play with it this weekend.

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