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🗓️ 10 November 2023
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Every year we think we know how the NFL season will go, and every year our mind palaces shatter. On today's podcast, we'll look back at the nine weeks of 2023 so far, and pick out the things that have surprised us most. From Raheem Mostert and the Dolphins turning out better than we could've expected to the New York Football Teams being hazardous waste sites, we'll discuss the shockers from the first half of this NFL season. We'll also review the Thursday night Panthers/Bears game, run down the injury names to track in advance of Week 10, and play a funny listener mixtape. Guest: Cousin Josh.
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Josh's Biggest Surprises So Far:
5. Mahomes, Kelce & Friends
4. Rhamondre Stevenson Has Been So Disappointing
3. Embarrassing New York Football Teams
2. Cleveland Browns Are 5-3 Without Nick Chubb!
1. The Unusual Suspects At Running Back & Lack Of RB Scoring
Chris's Biggest Surprises So Far:
5. Raheem Mostert Is Still Alive As Of Dolphins (Yuya & Bob Monasco & Chris Nelson & Josh Katzker)
4. Buccaneers Being Semi-Competitive And Sustaining Fantasy Weapons (Sean McCleary & Scott Laczko)
3. The Reversion Of Offenses/Ascendancy Of Defenses (Cole Flateau)
2. Bijan Robinson This Little Usage! (Adam Treshansky & Evan Misrahi & Vin Monte)
1. The Chiefs Offense Being Boring (Denny Carter)
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0:00.0 | Hey! |
0:05.0 | It's the Harris Football Podcast |
0:08.0 | with your host, Christopher Harris. |
0:10.0 | Welcome! |
0:16.0 | Hey everybody! |
0:18.0 | Welcome in! |
0:19.0 | My name is Chris and this is a show in which I will say stuff that makes you |
0:24.5 | dumber or smarter or keeps you exactly the same. |
0:27.8 | Those are the three options. |
0:29.0 | That's all I got for you. |
0:30.4 | You tape worms. |
0:31.2 | Thank you so much for listening today. I hope you're doing well. I hope you spent your Thursday evening doing something cool or fun or anyway something other than watching the Panthers Bears game which was not a monument to excellence. |
0:47.6 | The Bears win by a field goal. |
0:49.2 | The Panthers launch a potential game tying drive with seven minutes left in the game and somehow keep the ball |
0:56.3 | over five minutes and only get it to the Bears 41 yard line, the slowest, saddest drive, a perfect emblem of a very conservatively called |
1:06.0 | turnover-free affair that had one offensive touchdown and one punt return |
1:11.5 | touchdown and in the end the Panthers tried a 59 yard field goal and it fell like 10 yard short. You know life is finite. If you're not a fan of either of these teams you, let me watch it for you and let me tell you what I saw. |
1:25.6 | That's probably the best plan for everybody. So, I mean, Deontay Foreman paid off. |
1:30.3 | That's what we can say. He didn't have a lot of incredible runs. He's okay. |
1:35.0 | A very big dude. |
1:37.0 | Cuts pretty slowly but seems to have pretty good vision to make the occasional cut when he has space to move. If you're looking for star quality, |
1:46.6 | you're looking for the wrong, you're looking in the wrong place for Dante Forman that may apply to a lot of people who played in that game, but the one time Chicago gets in the red zone, they convert a bush push for a first down, Foreman runs it down to the four yard line, then they throw an ill-advised slant to Darnell Mooney that was |
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