We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 120.2K0108 certificate number 17742 Bigfoot Bigfoot Bigfoot Bigfoot hoaxers.

Look at it.

It's not a person.

Look at the hair. I know that you, although a man of science are a young Earth

creationist and also a cryptozoologist.

Both things, like they're not mutually exclusive at all.

But they do sync up with one another.

Well, right, because you have to say, well, were there two mothmen on the Noozark.

And obviously there was mothman and mothwoman.

How many Tupacabras were on Noozark?

Or I guess you could believe that all the cryptozoological phenomena

are like the one anti-deluvian remnant, you know, that there were that there were not to Jersey devils on Nova's Arc and therefore one Jersey devil survived the flood sitting on a tree branch and has now

and his one journey Jersey Devil bouncing on the bed and somehow I survived for the last

oh shoot I don't know how old the flood is supposed to be in my cosplay.

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