This Sunday Sunday Sunday, are you a dude? Are you a dude who's tired? Sitting through a half-time show designed for your girlfriend?

Well, we have the solution. Come make live half-time show. The first ever Chop of Counter-Programming records only.

You tried to have an Adam Levine from Moron 5, strutting his cock and butt around, making your girlfriend impossibly horny in a way that you could never fulfill.

Are you tired of crap artists like Travis Scott disrespecting the flag and our national anthem by doing sicko mode in front of your kids?

Well, get ready for a half-time show that's for dudes and guys only. It's going to be about football. It's going to be no girls allowed.

It's going to be the half-time show you create beer, rock and roll, trucks, footballs.

Fellas, imagine you go out to your driveway one day. But instead of your subway car that you take every day of the statue of a liberty where you work if you're in a New Yorker or you're Honda Civic that you drive, it's none other than a 2015 Dodge Challenger.

Guess who's in the front seat Ninja? Guess what he hands you? A bowl of K2. Guess what you do? You smoke it. Guess who's in the back seat? Yeah, it's freaking terror-reed.

Think about living in a man cave and a mansion with at least five indoor pools, getting an epic Blumpkin every single day of your life.

Well, we're not going to give you exactly that during a half-time show but it's pretty dang close. Am I right guys?

Yeah.

Oh yeah!

This Sunday going live at half-time. The counter programming to the always miserable half-time show.

ChapoTrap House is on twitch.tv so let's ChapoTrap House tune in for the first ever ChapoTrap House Alternate Half-time show and then stick with us throughout the whole second half of the game and post-game as we give you sports analysis, sports banter, sports jokes, football goose, and some legends of the Grinire.

Terry Bradshaw is stopping by.

Mean Joe Green, OJ Simpson, Lawrence Taylor, Ray Karuth, the guy in the Patriots who killed four people, Aaron Hernandez, he's going to be Joe Paturna.

Lou Lucifer, Lou Holtz, Andy and Quinn, they're finally going to make up.

All the stars of the Grinire are going to be there. We're going to be talking sports only, first ever time, ChapoTrap House Super Bowl live stream.

This Sunday tune in starting at half-time. Once again, that address, that URL, twitch.tv slash ChapoTrap House.