Biden To Be Booted Off Ballots? | Nick Di Paolo Show #1501
The Nick DiPaolo Show
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4.7 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 21 December 2023
⏱️ 22 minutes
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In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about Ballot nonsense, a "stocking stuffer" and more!
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| 0:00.0 | I'm free. Oh, wow, wow. I am like God and as large as God he is as small as I he cannot above me nor I |
| 0:50.8 | beneath him be I don't know why I've been he here baby |
| 0:59.4 | Hi I don't know I play that first button I hit I don't need fucking look at it How are you folks welcome let me say it right at the top of the show because I'll forget it to say it at the end of the show. |
| 1:05.0 | This is our last show until January 2nd. That's when we'll be back. So mark that down. I know you're going to miss me. |
| 1:11.0 | Funny, handsome, tiny cock. |
| 1:13.0 | Listen, yeah, so I just wanna remind you that, |
| 1:17.8 | because like I said, I put some of this in my coffee |
| 1:20.6 | and who knows, by the end of this, this me and Dallas I'll have a pants off |
| 1:25.8 | Mm not to do that we're just gonna have a pants up yeah no we're not gonna touch each other |
| 1:32.4 | yet this guy okay Dallas that's a We're not going to touch each other. |
| 1:32.5 | Yet. |
| 1:33.4 | This guy, OK, Dallas, that's a laugh. |
| 1:35.6 | Ah, the homosexuals. |
| 1:40.0 | Anyways, great to be with you. |
| 1:43.5 | Great to be with you. |
| 1:44.9 | It is the holiday season, Christmas, and blah bleed, blah, blah, blah, blah, |
| 1:49.8 | blah, blah, blah, blah, I think the last time it meant anything again was when Jesus was actually |
| 1:54.9 | born then Walmart jump right in like two weeks later you know anyways I'm buying my wife |
| 2:02.3 | some mr Anyways, I'm buying my wife's a murr. |
| 2:04.0 | But holiday, Christmas around my house, very, you know, very Italian, very tension-filled. |
| 2:10.0 | Fucking grouchy dad, and she was sort of like this. |
| 2:13.0 | You were just here. |
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