So the White House has come out and the slurrer in chief.

I think that's now what we need to call him.

He's not the commander in chief.

He's the slurrer in chief who likes to come out

and tell you new things to get you excited

through slurred conversations.

Joe Biden has got something new for you.

President Biden is proud to announce

he's shaving about two weeks off of his May 1st deadline

for states to make all adults eligible

for the coronavirus vaccines.

Biden will announce that every adult in the US

will be eligible by April the 19th to be vaccinated.

An official has said to the press.

Now the Associated Press is excited about this.

Let me also give you the same headline

from the Associated Press back on September the 18th.

Donald Trump says without evidence every American

will get coronavirus vaccine by April.

Man, it's pretty interesting who's right on this one, isn't it?

The Washington Post had line.

Donald Trump lies to Americans saying every American

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