Better strap yourself in. It's time for the Howie Car Show.

Liz Cheney really is a leader who puts country above party and above self, a true patriot, and it is my profound honor.

My profound honor to have your support.

Hi, I'm Bruce Springsteen.

I'm supporting Commonwealth Harris for President and Tim Waltz for Vice President.

Smag, it's like all the worst people in history have been brought together in one place.

Live from the Matthews Brothers Studios.

A president who only saw the people from the window of an airplane.

What are the states in the storm zone?

What do they need after what you saw today?

Oh, in the storm zone?

Yes, sir.

I mean, it took five days for Biden to come here and he didn't think we were worth coming down to see him, us, himself. He had to fly over on his way to Raleigh.

I'm from what storm was talking about?

Eh, why didn't you get something useful like Storm Windows or a nice pipe organ?

I'm thirsty.

Ooh, what smells like mustard?

You're a lot of ugly people in your neighborhood.

Rump swabs, hacks and moon bats beware.

It's... Howie Car. Car.

Welcome to the Howie Car Show.

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