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The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Biden Challenges Trump To Debate | Amy Ryan

The Daily Show: Ears Edition

Comedy Central

Comedy, Daily News, News

4.413.5K Ratings

🗓️ 16 May 2024

⏱️ 26 minutes

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Summary

Desi Lydic tackles Biden & Trump’s feisty calls for a pre-election debate without worm-ridden opponent RFK Jr., Michael Kosta proposes we use the presidential debate as a geriatric fitness test, and King Charles sees red in his first portrait as king. Then Jordan Klepper and Ronny Chieng host a new segment called "Sports War," where they debate the hottest sports news including Caitlin Clark's WNBA debut, Olympic organizers dealing with a literal river of shit in Paris, the KC Chiefs kicker's misogynist commencement address, and Shohei Ohtani's former interpreter going to trial for embezzling from the LA Dodgers star. The only rule of Sports War? You're not allowed to agree on anything. And Academy Award and Tony-nominated actress Amy Ryan joins Desi to discuss receiving her third Tony Award nomination for playing Sister Aloysius in “Doubt: A Parable,” and having only one week to prepare for the Broadway role. Ryan also alludes to a major plot twist in her Apple TV+ series, “Sugar,” and how the show puts a spin on the classic noir detective narrative.

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0:00.0

Hi, I'm David Axelrod.

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CNN's senior political commentator, former senior advisor to President Obama,

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and host of the Axfiles Podcast.

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Join me each week as I interview key figure shaping our world from politics to the arts to sports and beyond.

0:18.0

Listen on your favorite podcast app or ask your smart speaker to play the axe files with David Axelrod. You're listening to Comedy Central.

0:33.2

From the most trusted journalists at Comedy Central.

0:41.2

It's America's only source for news. This is the Daily Show with your host,

0:47.6

Desi Lydin. Oh, Welcome to the Daniel Joe, I'm Des Litic.

1:08.0

We've got so much to talk about tonight.

1:10.0

King Charles gets haunted by his own portrait.

1:13.0

Trump and Biden finally set a date

1:15.2

and we find out which bacterial infection

1:17.5

is sponsoring the Olympics.

1:19.3

So let's get into the headline. Let's begin with King Charles, the undisputed winner of White Privilege.

1:30.0

It's been one year since he was crowned eldest boy and he just got the photos developed.

1:37.0

Next reaction this afternoon on the portrait just unveiled of King Charles.

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Take a look.

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It is the first since his coronation.

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The oil on canvas work of art features the king, dressed in all red with a red background.

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He's wearing the uniform of the Welsh guards, but there's also a butterfly

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landing over his right shoulder.

1:58.0

Oh, I just remembered, I have to buy tampons.

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