I'm going to be. Oh wow.

Wow. Oh, wow, wow. That's your world. I just living it.

Got that right. Hi folks, how are you? Hold on.

You fucking.

Hey, did they make a shirt that we're both callers do the same thing?

Is that fucking possible in this fucking country?

I was probably made in Beijing.

Excuse me.

That's cigarette smoke. That's right. I drank and smoke like Dean Martin

while I was off. You remember him, right? Sure you do, folks. Anywaysways great to be with you I guess. The

fuck else we're gonna do on a Monday. I'm in a rare fucking mood. I say you slept

I had a quality 11 hour sleep I'd say on the week off.

Don't ask me. I just see fucking I see Alzheimer's in my future.

That's all I'm saying. Thank God for Advil PM.

I cut the shit up and I cook it on a spoon.

Sometimes I shoot it between my toes toes like Christopher Multisanti.

What's going on?

American Idol, I just wanted to get this off my chest.

I take back every good thing I've ever said about the show.

Again, I don't watch it for the same reasons. I told you it is a microcosm of our society,

political correctness, victim status, it highlights all that shit. I ruin it. My wife

tries to watch it as a singing competition and I analyze it out loud while she's trying to watch ruining her night. It's

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