Welcome back to Beyond the Box Score.

It's the show that Jacob and I get to nerd out on with X's and O's and Stats.

And today we have a really special guest with us.

It's my favorite analyst currently on the interwebs, if you want to call it that.

And it's Nate Tice from the Football 301 podcast. You can find his work at Yahoo Sports and appearances on Good Morning Football in the NFL Network. The reason real quick why I think Nate is the best out there is because he does the best job of making the X's and O's and film content the most digestible. To me, that's really important because it helps me learn. Before we get into it today and Jacob I to toss to you in a second, I do want to bring this up because I thought it would be funny. Nate, can you read what my shirt says right now? Oh, no. Hold on. It's really tiny. Mondays? Monday's. Monday's in Madison? Monday's. It is Monday. Okay. Damn right it is.

Oh, boy.

We both went to.

I don't think of many memories from Mondays.

Nobody has memories from Mondays.

And I'll explain why in a moment, why that is.

But Nate and I share this in common.

We both went to Madison, Wisconsin.

That's probably where the commonalities end because Nate played quarterback there,

and I obviously did not do that.

But funny story.

But funny story when it comes to Mondays, this bar.

So Mondays was the bar where me and my friends frequented.

It was the only bar we went to.

And the best way I can describe Mondays as the shirt says, Mondays brint, you can't see it on the podcast, but it says Mondays, please binge responsibly. And the best way I can describe Mondays is this, the first, the only, and most likely the last bar I'll ever go to, where they poured you a drink this way. They put the glass out, they put the ice in. They filled it with alcohol and they splashed it with Coke or they splashed it with Sprite. And so it was a bar that I frequented that we all frequented. But the funniest story I have from Mondays, Nate, is this. My buddy Alex Wehrman, 6'4, 275 was on the crew team, or probably a little less, 250 on the crew team, great athlete, but also a big binge drinker in college, like most of us. It was Wisconsin. So one game day, we got too drunk, he got too drunk, and he was supposed to work that night. He was a bouncer at Mondays. Yes. As drunk as he was, at the last minute he said, I can't do it.

Dan, you want to go try this?

Here's my shirt.

And so they knew me at Mondays because I was a frequent, you know, just the bartenders,

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