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The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered | 28

The Rewatcher: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

Wondery | Morbid Network

Comedy, Tv & Film, Morbid

4.71.7K Ratings

🗓️ 10 April 2023

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

"It’s Valentine’s Day this week, but Cupid seems to be MIA because Sunnydale High is filled with breakups, love spells, and actual human hearts as gifts; though this feels on brand for Sunnydale. And say it ain’t so – our fave couple Xordelia calls it quits and Xander is feeling all the feels. Butthurt and heartbroken, Xander enlists Amy (remember her?!) to channel her inner witch and conjure up a love spell. It quickly becomes VERY evident that she done messed up, when EVERY WOMAN aside from Cordi starts noticing what a hot lil’ nugget Xander is. Of course things escalate to violence as the group of lovesick puppies start a literal mob and fight to the death for Xander. We even questioned if we were affected by the spell because during a Xander thirst trap moment, Ash started questioning if she’s even an Angel girlie anymore! BUT not to worry because Cordi has a big moment of growth this episode and we spoil you with some heartfelt advice from Ash and Alaina. Even if Cupid is MIA this week, we’ve got your back <3 


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0:00.0

Hey, prime members, you can listen to The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, early and

0:06.1

ad-free on Amazon Music.

0:08.0

Download the app today.

0:14.4

Previously on The Re-Watcher, Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

0:18.1

Oz is smooth fucking jazz.

0:21.4

If he was a genre, he smooths jaws.

0:24.0

He's like, bap bap bap bap.

0:26.0

I'm a big bad wolf.

0:27.0

I'm on the prowl.

0:28.0

I'm sniffing.

0:29.0

I'm snarling.

0:29.9

Oh, Jim Teacher.

0:30.9

That's my bunch thing.

0:33.5

Fuck you, Teresa.

0:34.5

You're a bad friend.

0:35.5

Fuck you.

0:36.5

We've made up an entire history for you, and we've decided you're a villain.

0:39.3

Buffy might as well have serenaded her with you, got a friend in me, and this is what

0:42.5

Teresa's gonna do to her.

0:43.5

He's like, you know, werewolves just love fucking fucking.

0:48.0

Hashtag, Ripper, Fire, Emoji.

0:50.2

Are you guys about to fuck at a funeral?

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