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🗓️ 10 April 2023
⏱️ 73 minutes
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"It’s Valentine’s Day this week, but Cupid seems to be MIA because Sunnydale High is filled with breakups, love spells, and actual human hearts as gifts; though this feels on brand for Sunnydale. And say it ain’t so – our fave couple Xordelia calls it quits and Xander is feeling all the feels. Butthurt and heartbroken, Xander enlists Amy (remember her?!) to channel her inner witch and conjure up a love spell. It quickly becomes VERY evident that she done messed up, when EVERY WOMAN aside from Cordi starts noticing what a hot lil’ nugget Xander is. Of course things escalate to violence as the group of lovesick puppies start a literal mob and fight to the death for Xander. We even questioned if we were affected by the spell because during a Xander thirst trap moment, Ash started questioning if she’s even an Angel girlie anymore! BUT not to worry because Cordi has a big moment of growth this episode and we spoil you with some heartfelt advice from Ash and Alaina. Even if Cupid is MIA this week, we’ve got your back <3
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0:18.1 | Oz is smooth fucking jazz. |
0:21.4 | If he was a genre, he smooths jaws. |
0:24.0 | He's like, bap bap bap bap. |
0:26.0 | I'm a big bad wolf. |
0:27.0 | I'm on the prowl. |
0:28.0 | I'm sniffing. |
0:29.0 | I'm snarling. |
0:29.9 | Oh, Jim Teacher. |
0:30.9 | That's my bunch thing. |
0:33.5 | Fuck you, Teresa. |
0:34.5 | You're a bad friend. |
0:35.5 | Fuck you. |
0:36.5 | We've made up an entire history for you, and we've decided you're a villain. |
0:39.3 | Buffy might as well have serenaded her with you, got a friend in me, and this is what |
0:42.5 | Teresa's gonna do to her. |
0:43.5 | He's like, you know, werewolves just love fucking fucking. |
0:48.0 | Hashtag, Ripper, Fire, Emoji. |
0:50.2 | Are you guys about to fuck at a funeral? |
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