Beware of The Softboy
Girls Gotta Eat
Ashley Hesseltine
4.6 • 29.2K Ratings
🗓️ 24 January 2022
⏱️ 70 minutes
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Summary
You may be an expert on softboys, have no idea what one is, or think you know but you don't (spoiler alert: it's not just a sensitive guy); but whatever your softboy knowledge status is, we're here to break down these dudes who are infiltrating modern dating. We're defining and discussing, plus sharing our listeners' experiences with them. Before we break it down, we're chatting about the guys we met in Texas, and at the end of the episode, we're answering two hilarious listener emails about a confusing post-hookup leave-behind and masturbating to your co-workers. Enjoy the first (and probably last) episode recorded from the car!
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Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | You can sense it! |
| 0:01.2 | I know. I was flirting with this guy. I was like, this fucking guy. |
| 0:03.8 | And he has like a soft voice. He's got a soft body. |
| 0:06.8 | Like, so funny. |
| 0:08.1 | And he just, like, I was enjoying it, but I just felt it. I was like, oh my god. |
| 0:12.3 | I know. |
| 0:27.2 | Hi guys. |
| 0:28.1 | Hi guys. |
| 0:29.0 | Welcome back to the first episode of Girls Gotta Eat Ever. |
| 0:31.6 | Welcome to the car! |
| 0:33.3 | And the back of the Mitsubishi. |
| 0:35.2 | What is this? |
| 0:35.8 | The Alander? |
| 0:37.0 | Yes. Florida plates. |
| 0:39.2 | Our mom Bella is driving us in the front seat. |
| 0:41.9 | We're seeing the bag. Five stars, Bella. |
| 0:44.2 | Me. |
| 0:45.2 | Your DJ skills are amazing. |
| 0:46.7 | I know. |
| 0:47.5 | It's the playlist is from the coffee shop in Houston. |
| 0:51.0 | That's what we're watching this morning too. |
| 0:52.5 | Oh my god. |
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