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You know, I try to start learning German because my dad is Swiss German, right?

And so I was like, I want to learn his language because I never learned it growing up.

And then someone was like, why don't you learn Swiss?

And then I heard Swiss and I was like, no.

I want to rather learn German.

And so I learned German because I thought it would bring us closer together, right?

Because I lost contact with my dad for like 10 years.

And so then when I met him again, I was like, I want to learn German and impressive and

whatever.

And I met him and then like I started speaking to him in German and he was like, what are

you doing?

I was like, I'm speaking German.

He's like, no, it's better if you speak English.

No, no, no.

No, this is, this is, he's like, it's better if you don't speak German at all.

It's fine.

But then now I could speak a bit of German.

So I was excited to go to Germany and stuff and practice.

And you know, I had a lot of fun.

Until I found out that the way I spoke German sounded a little bit like Hitler.

Yeah, which no one told me on this side of the world because we don't know how he really

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