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You know my issue with cultural breaking of the law is that there's no determined punishment for it?

So you see like now Trudeau, this happened 20 years ago, they're exposing like people,

they did a bunch of these blackface costumes.

And then I'm like, what's the punishment? Is there a thing? Is there not a thing?

Do you say sorry? Is sorry enough? When do you...

I think we need to start like imposing like sentence thing.

My proposal is, for every incident of blackface you're caught doing,

you have to spend a year in blackface.

So you have to live as a black person for every year of every black incident that you've done.

Because no, because you can't just jump in for black for like one day of like Halloween and have fun.

If you're gonna have the fun of black, you must also take like the shitness of that comes with being black as well.

So if you're gonna do blackface, then you gotta be black for one year.

And that's with everything. Like everything. You have to go apply for a bank loan as a black person.

You have to try and stop a taxi as a black person.

You have to black, when the police pull you over, you can't be like, I'm actually white.

Actually you should say I'm actually white and see what happens to you.

When the police will pull you over and then he's like, sir, can I see your license?

He's like, actually, I'm a white man under this skin and be like, sir, get out of the car.

Get out of the car!

I've got a black person who's kidnapped a white person.

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