You're listening to Comedy Central.

The first time I remember hearing a joke as a child was actually I was with my grandfather

and we were at a protest in the streets in South Africa and I don't know what the protest

was for.

I'm assuming it was anti-apartheid or whatever but I was very young and I was with my

grandfather and walking through the streets and a policeman came by on a horse and like

the policeman on horses is like no one is comfortable.

So you know what I mean?

Just generally as black people we're never like yay.

Yay.

It's going to do the thing.

No.

You were terrified of the policeman on the horse and this guy was like trying to move the

crowd along.

And he's like move, move, bloody hell, move, move.

And he got to my grandfather and then my grandfather turned to him and he's like hey why

aren't you moving?

And my grandfather turned to him and he said he said muster, muster.

And I asked you a question.

And this guy was like what?

What?

What did you say?

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