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One of the tactics that Trump's defenders and some of these Republicans have mastered is

they figured out that one of the best ways to defend Trump is not to defend him because you

can't defend him, but rather make it seem like everybody cannot be trusted.

There is no truth. There is nothing you can verify in this world and nothing can be believed.

And so if that's the case, why do anything? That's fundamentally what they're doing.

Because I'm sorry, when you get to the point where you're going, like,

purple-hot veterans are not patriotic and you don't trust them.

It's like, so explain the long con to me as well.

That's the thing. I like to go with the conspiracy theorists and be like,

okay, tell me the full story.

Because a lot of people don't say like the why in the house.

So this person came what as a three-year-old and already then the plan was,

they're like, okay, we're going to get this three-year-old to grow up as an American.

Okay? And then what we're going to do is going to go join the military.

Okay? Then there's going to go fight in the military.

Not die, but fight.

Just fight. Fight so hard that you're going to receive the purple-hot,

but not be in danger.

Just enough danger to get the purple-hot, but not so much danger that it doesn't come back.

Get the purple-hot, win everything, then wait for Trump to become president.

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