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Middle Children

Between Pogs and Fat Picasso

Middle Children

Jessie Jolles

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

5.01.1K Ratings

🗓️ 25 May 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Summary

Chris has been working hard, building a deck. We chat the Call Her Daddy drama, and can’t understand why we don’t have a Hallmark deal!?! Jessie went on a stroll date. Embarrassing Stories: Jessie’s Pog Party, Chris’s Initials. Middle Child of the Week: John Legend, what a babe. Hallmark movies: better than ever, Fat Picasso! Jessie pitches the sequel and it’s to die for. We show love to a knock-knock joke praise to finish.

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0:00.0

Hey Hey Hey Hey It's Us the Middle Children Not the Olden's not the youngest

0:09.5

something else entirely

0:17.0

Hey Hey Hey Hey Something else entirely. Hey, hey, it's the middle children. Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us.

0:25.0

The middle children!

0:30.0

Hello, I'm Jesse Jollis. And I'm Chris Burns.

0:33.0

And this is...

0:35.0

Middle children. I went low for you I want you to know I have to say I really gave it all I had

0:48.7

you did and I love that about you I said you know what life's an audition every time you open

0:54.0

your mouth you're auditioning yeah and honey I'm booking okay that's why I'm so

0:59.8

rich that's right it's why I spent this morning digging holes filling with concrete.

1:04.7

I'm living my upstate fantasy.

1:07.0

Let people know you are, let people know what it is you're doing today and forever, really. So this is what I'm forever really.

1:13.0

So this is what I'm doing.

1:15.0

My parents one morning were like,

1:16.0

the deck needs to be replaced.

1:18.0

Yeah.

1:19.0

We should think about doing it.

1:20.0

And then literally 10 minutes later,

1:21.0

I heard a chainsaw and I was like, oh no, and I will look in the back

1:24.6

and my dad was just cutting the deck off of the house.

1:27.4

Oh, this is a big deck, okay?

1:30.2

Yeah.

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