Between Lip Beans and Missy Elliot Battles
Middle Children
Jessie Jolles
5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 3 May 2021
⏱️ 65 minutes
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Summary
Chris runs on Dunkin’, and the people in LA do not get it. Jessie went on a virtual date and the guy was totally smoked out. She’s in her peak so her goals are redirecting!Jessie visited a doctor for a lip bean. We get on about doctors, and it leads us into the Hallmark movie of the week: Crash Or Cruise!! We end with some friends praise, thanks hiptothejive! Hit up the Patreon for more belly laughs y’all!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children |
| 0:03.5 | Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children |
| 0:06.8 | Not humans, not the young kids |
| 0:10.0 | Something else entirely |
| 0:13.0 | Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children |
| 0:20.0 | Hey, hey, hey, seriously, hey, we're like right here |
| 0:23.0 | Just pay attention to us |
| 0:26.0 | The middle children |
| 0:30.0 | Hello, I'm Jessie Dulles |
| 0:32.0 | And I'm... |
| 0:34.0 | Chris Bird |
| 0:35.0 | And this is... |
| 0:37.0 | The middle children |
| 0:52.0 | Wow |
| 0:53.0 | I was trying to be sexual |
| 0:54.0 | Oh, oh! |
| 0:56.0 | Did you not get that? |
| 0:58.0 | I didn't, I thought, why is he doing that weird thing? |
| 1:01.0 | That is a good Dunkin' Donuts coffee |
| 1:03.0 | We, uh, America runs on Dunkin' and so does Chris |
| 1:07.0 | People would literally think that Dunkin' Donuts is paying me a yearly salary |
| 1:12.0 | They would think that |
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