Between Disgusting Children and Organizing Tulle
Middle Children
Jessie Jolles
5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 14 November 2022
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
Why aren’t pets more appreciative!? Chris got a creepy foot massage, Jessie went home to see her parents. We haven’t spoken since pre-Halloween so we catch up hard. Jessie’s going to learn how to sew, our fires feel like they have been dimmed, and we wrap it all up with some hilarious improv: a couple silly prompts that will have even your most distant cousin giggling.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children |
| 0:03.5 | Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children |
| 0:06.8 | Not humans, not the young kids |
| 0:10.0 | Something else entirely |
| 0:13.0 | Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children |
| 0:19.0 | Hey, hey, hey, seriously, hey, we're like right here |
| 0:23.0 | Just pay attention to us |
| 0:26.0 | The middle children |
| 0:30.5 | Hello, I'm Dr. C. Jolis |
| 0:33.0 | And I'm Chris Burns |
| 0:34.5 | And this is |
| 0:36.5 | The middle children |
| 0:47.0 | Beautiful |
| 0:49.0 | Otis is sitting on the end of my bed giving me silai |
| 0:52.0 | And he just flopped into a dramatic lay |
| 0:55.5 | Wow, oh, he's pissed |
| 0:59.0 | Let me say something here |
| 1:01.0 | I know that dogs and cats can't talk |
| 1:04.0 | But it would be nice to get a thank you every now and then |
| 1:07.0 | It really would, wouldn't it? |
| 1:12.0 | Like, I'm like, why? |
| 1:13.5 | Hello, how's there not me? |
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