Between Carving Pumpkins & Building Gingerbread Houses
Middle Children
Jessie Jolles
5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 October 2022
⏱️ 44 minutes
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Summary
Why is Jessie’s bill so high!? She’s adulting today trying to figure out Con Ed and recently decided she’s throwing a Halloween party. Chris is moving through a rough patch in life, why doesn't fall ever go his way? Send him some support! Jessie tries to invite him to pumpkin carving, and a discussion about invites ensues. We end on an improv scene to lighten it up before we send off.
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children |
| 0:03.5 | Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children |
| 0:06.8 | Not humans, not the young kids |
| 0:10.0 | Something else entirely |
| 0:13.0 | Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children |
| 0:19.0 | Hey, hey, hey, seriously, hey, we're like right here |
| 0:23.0 | Just pay attention to us |
| 0:26.0 | The middle children |
| 0:30.0 | Hello, I'm Jessie Jollis |
| 0:32.0 | And I'm Chris Burns |
| 0:34.0 | And this is... |
| 0:35.0 | The middle children... |
| 0:45.0 | What's up? |
| 0:46.0 | How are you? |
| 0:47.0 | I've just put on the phone with Khan Ed |
| 0:49.0 | for an hour |
| 0:51.0 | for an hour |
| 0:52.0 | Let me just say I want to just... |
| 0:53.0 | I'm coming in hot because I want to say two things |
| 0:55.0 | One, I thought that you couldn't have a monopoly |
| 0:59.0 | I thought that was the rule |
| 1:01.0 | The rule? |
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