Between Blowjobs and Yankee Candles
Middle Children
Jessie Jolles
5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2020
⏱️ 71 minutes
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Summary
Yipppeee!! We’re back, and Jessie had a rough start to her day. Chris got a massage, full body. Embarrassing Stories: Chris gets thrown up on, Jessie’s dorm husband. We both come on strong, but still get anxious sometimes. We want to start taking Middle Child of the Week nominations, DM us!! This week is Jennifer Aniston, what a boss babe. Another joint Hallmark movie, Baby Yankee, a theatrical production. We end with praise as usual, CiggySally is the bomb!
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Hey Hey Hey It's Us! The Middle Children! |
| 0:03.4 | Not the Old Children! Not the Oldest, not the youngest. |
| 0:10.0 | Something else entirely. |
| 0:17.0 | Hey, hey, it's the middle children. |
| 0:25.0 | Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us. The middle children! |
| 0:30.0 | Hello, I'm Jesse Jollis, |
| 0:32.0 | and I'm Chris Burns. |
| 0:33.0 | And this is... |
| 0:35.0 | Middle... |
| 0:38.0 | Judge Il-Tter-Tter- dream. |
| 0:48.0 | Absolutely exquisite. |
| 0:49.0 | Wow, that was exquisite. |
| 0:50.0 | Jesse, how are you? |
| 0:51.0 | You had a little bit of a tough day I hear oh I just recorded with |
| 0:55.0 | Taylor's trekker I was like this is like the best episode we've ever done look |
| 0:58.6 | down at my stupid whatever you call this piece of shit and it wasn't recording I went |
| 1:04.0 | God that I have waking nightmares of that you're recording right now right? |
| 1:10.7 | Yeah I'm recording I just checked now I going to be like a low just checking all the time. I just |
| 1:15.7 | I check every five minutes because I'm so paranoid about it. Yeah, I just feel like how could you and why would you? |
| 1:22.1 | No, this is not right. I just feel like how could you and why would you? |
| 1:22.8 | No, this is not right. |
| 1:26.0 | Well, you know, maybe that was an hour meant for you and Taylor. |
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