Between Being Thrown Out of Gaga and Coaching the Olympic Hockey Team
Middle Children
Jessie Jolles
5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 22 June 2020
⏱️ 78 minutes
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Summary
Yippeeee! This episode will have you in stitches. Jessie is at home and happy, and Chris just got a foot massage. Positive energy here! Jessie shattered some vases, and Chris has had some embarrassing Gaga concert moments for this weeks embarrassing stories. Middle child this week is a massive one: Bill Gates, that’s who! Hallmark movie of the week: an audience suggestion, Love on the Rocks. To end, we praise Deb, What. A. Woman. We love you all, thanks for the continued support and ideas
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| 0:00.0 | Hey Hey Hey Hey It's Us! The Middle Children! |
| 0:03.4 | Not the oldest, not the youngest, not the youngest, not the youngest, |
| 0:09.5 | something else entirely. |
| 0:17.0 | Hey, hey, it's the middle children. |
| 0:25.0 | Seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us. The middle children. |
| 0:30.0 | Hello, I'm Jesse Jollis. |
| 0:32.0 | And I'm Chris Burns. |
| 0:34.0 | And this is... |
| 0:35.0 | Middle Chilled Drown. Wow. Okay, see that is what we call teamwork because we recorded a |
| 0:49.4 | Patreon episode earlier today and we swapped. I went high and Jesse went low. |
| 0:55.3 | Exactly. And now we swapped and so I did go low and you know I don't love going |
| 1:01.0 | low. I know you don't. Sometimes you go high sometimes you go low that's just the way it is |
| 1:04.4 | Michelle Obama says literally do the opposite you know when they go low we go high when they go high |
| 1:10.1 | When they go high it's the time to go low you got to go low there's no down there go low you know |
| 1:15.1 | Jesse how you feeling you're home I'm home I am home I now have an office |
| 1:22.3 | before when you saw me I was on the bed. |
| 1:25.0 | Wow. |
| 1:26.0 | And the chair. And so now I'm in the massage chair still, |
| 1:29.0 | which we love to death, and I have a table in my room. |
| 1:32.0 | So am I like pretty set up yeah I am am I |
| 1:36.0 | thriving at home yes I am I mean you see him in good spirits I'm in good spirits |
| 1:42.0 | Chris you seem better than you have in quite sometime I truly and you've |
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