Between Bad Dates & Getting Loved
Middle Children
Jessie Jolles
5.0 • 1.1K Ratings
🗓️ 31 May 2021
⏱️ 60 minutes
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Summary
Jessie went on a date with a Zookeeper, Chris blocked someone on Instagram. We both are loving Olivia Rodrigo, and Chris is coming back to New York, WAHOOO!! We get into a super duper Hallmark: Get Loved, featuring a hilarious on-air date and more than usual shenanigans. We must end with praise, so we do: BK you are the frickin' best! Have you checked out the Patreon for all of the xtra goodies?
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children |
| 0:03.5 | Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children |
| 0:07.0 | Not humans, not the young kids |
| 0:10.0 | Something else entirely |
| 0:13.0 | Hey, hey, hey, it's us, the middle children |
| 0:20.0 | Hey, hey, hey, seriously, hey, we're like right here, just pay attention to us |
| 0:26.0 | The middle children |
| 0:30.0 | Hello, I'm Jessie Jollis |
| 0:32.0 | And I'm... |
| 0:35.0 | Chris Burns |
| 0:36.0 | And this is... |
| 0:38.0 | Meal |
| 0:44.0 | Children |
| 0:54.0 | Wow |
| 0:55.0 | Oh, Jessie, how are you? |
| 0:57.0 | Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy, I'm good, I'm up, I'm awake, I'm thriving, I'm drinking soda, let's not talk about it |
| 1:05.0 | I don't know |
| 1:07.0 | I'm awake as well, which is more impressive because it's... |
| 1:10.0 | Actually, it is more impressive |
| 1:11.0 | It's 7 a.m. here |
| 1:13.0 | Oh, Chris, I don't... you really like... get up |
| 1:17.0 | I get up because I have to get up |
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