Dana, it's so good to see you.

Quickly, I have to tell you the greatest story in the world. Great. If you have time, don't fast forward. I'm excited already. You can see. I'm just stretching. Okay. It all started. Before I get to the best unreal story you've ever heard. You never exaggerate or, you know, kind of. This is a new thing where we start by exaggerating.

Okay.

So I was on the road and on the road.

On the road.

We know, we know Spade.

You're on the goddamn road.

But you've, I leave my own.

I'm with Tommy Farley.

He's, uh, Chris's nephew.

He's with me helping up.

You know, right.

Oh, I remember Tommy. Yeah, he's an actor here in town. Yeah. So anyway, we go, we're going to the gig. I forget something. It's a second night, you know, when you go hotel to hotel. So I'm in Jacksonville. And if someone hears us, they'll laugh. So I go back, I go, I got to run back to my room. So I run up and I leave my door crack sometimes when I run around in the hotel because I forget my keys sometimes. So yeah, yeah. I get back and I'm like, oh my God, I cracked my door again, but I was leaving for the night. So I go, that's so stupid. So I go in and I can't, I'm looking, I'm going, where's my bag? Where's my? And the bed's messy. And, you know, of course, I realized this is not my room. I'm not in my room. I'm in someone's room. I've had that has a messy bed. Same room is mine. I'm like, it's just such a weird feeling. I go, oh my God, am I?

What am I doing?

There's a wall right here.

Oh, shit, this isn't my room.

And then I don't know if someone's in the bathroom.

If they walk out, I'm terrified.

So then I just sprinted out without anything happening.

But then I obviously shut the door and ran and

either I locked them out or they were in the bathroom.

Right.

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