This is the story of a political pundit who looked at the world around him and just said, fuck it.

Gives the middle finger to authority.

Oh, uh, hey, it's Max.

So listen on fuckers.

I'm taking a few days off the grid and heading to an undisclosed bunker to do some pretty pretty important clandestine stuff for the government.

No, you're taking a vacation. You already told them that last week.

I did?

Yes. And you emailed it to all of the sub-fuckers, so just stop.

Ah, okay. Well, let me start over. Just edit that part out so they don't think I'm a pretentious dickhead or something, okay?

Oh yeah, no, no problem. Consider it erased.

Ah, thanks, Manny. You're a real pal. Okay, here we go.

Hey, on fuckers and sub-fuckers. I'm recording this right before I head on vacation to get some rest and chill out for a little bit. But just so you know, my version of relaxing is to surround myself with books on a beach,

listen to podcasts, and drink.

So the only thing that's really going to change is that there will be a beach.

So we're running a special show today to highlight the lighter side of UNFTR.

I mentioned it last week in The Occupy Show that we would love to hear your thoughts on the mid-show sketches.

So email us at UNFTRPod at Gmail or hit us up on social and let us know.

Also, we just restocked the warehouse with some fresh coffee from the reservation.

So make sure to keep up with your orders and support the show and the folks at Native Coffee Traders this week.

We've gotten a lot of great reviews

about the quality coffee. I knew you wouldn't be disappointed. So thank you everybody for

switching your coffee purchasing habits to the good folks at Pusbatuck. Every order really does

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