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Best of The Year: She Needed Our Help Making A Move On The Guy In Her Building!

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The Bert Show

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 January 2025

⏱️ 11 minutes

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She had a crush and needed our help! How did she make a move on the man in her building?

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0:00.0

Listen, it's the bird show.

0:02.0

What's the craziest thing you've ever done trying to impress somebody?

0:06.6

We have a laundry list.

0:08.3

Let's see where yours falls on that list.

0:10.1

1-855-5-3-7-8-4-6.

0:14.9

I am obsessing over these memes that have gone viral of people going, I remember, I remember.

0:23.6

I remember. I remember. I've never lost my mind. I haven't seen those.

0:27.4

Oh, so it's people who had crushes, and they're sharing what they did to get their

0:32.5

crushes attention, and they are hilarious. And it reminds me of this.

0:36.8

So, yeah, I'll share mine to start because i saw a list

0:40.1

of things that people have done on baller alert on instagram and i've told mine before i think i was in

0:46.4

sixth grade and they were like at the park they used to have like slides and the bridge you know a typical

0:52.2

park and the guys would like do use their bikes

0:55.0

in order to kind of make it like a BMX um at the ride through the bridge ride down the slide and that

1:01.4

wasn't me that wasn't I didn't have that in me at all but that's what the girl that I was crushed not a

1:06.6

one but that's what the girl that I was crushing on was impressed by she liked those guys so I got up

1:11.8

there and tried to do it and my bike ended up I didn't turn with the slide properly so the will

1:16.7

went over the side of the slide I fell with my bike hit my head on the ground the bike hit me in the

1:22.7

head I was bleeding it was bad and of course as soon as my open my eyes she was the first one there

1:27.4

just laughing at me so that in the way bleeding. It was bad. And of course, as soon as my open my eyes, she was the first one there,

1:34.2

just laughing at me. So that in the way I intended. But some of the- Scarded more ways and way. Oh, my God, for life. I still haven't gotten over it. Some of the

1:38.9

comments I saw with somebody said they rented out in Airbnb and put their pictures all

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