Best of The Year: PT 2: She Wants Someone Out Of Her Photos Because She’s FAT!

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🗓️ 27 December 2024

⏱️ 9 minutes

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She wants someone out of her photos…why? Because she’s FAT!

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0:00.0	It starts in November.
0:02.0	Christmas catch up. Let's do diaries.
0:04.1	Oh, that clashes with my work, do.
0:06.0	That's the day of the nativity.
0:07.4	We're booked to see Santa.
0:08.5	We're out picking a tree.
0:09.6	There's in-laws to visit, pantomimes to see.
0:11.3	I've got to write a thousand Christmas cards.
0:13.7	Until, somehow, we're here.
0:17.1	Four friends, having our Costa Christmas catch-up.
0:21.6	We should do this more often.
0:24.0	Get together this Christmas around the festive nutcracker range at Costa.
0:29.0	Costa Coffee.
0:32.1	The Bird Show.
0:33.7	It was one of the harder phone calls to listen to that we have taken probably over the last 20 years yesterday.
0:41.6	Yeah, I could not believe this was real life.
0:43.5	So we got a call from Vivian yesterday who said with her whole chest that she wanted to tell her father-in-law's new girlfriend that she couldn't be in her wedding photos.
0:53.6	Now, I know what you're thinking.
0:54.6	It's perfectly normal for a new girlfriend not to be in pics.
0:57.5	What is not normal is her wanting to give the new girlfriend the exact reason why she didn't
1:02.1	want her to be in the photos.
1:03.7	Because she said, while this woman is, quote, lovely, she is fat and doesn't fit her photo
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