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Best of The Year: Ditch Or Date: He's Against Having Kids In The Future!

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4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 January 2025

⏱️ 6 minutes

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Summary

She has kids, and she's dating someone that isn't a kid person. Should she put an end to this now?

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0:00.0

This is The Bird Show.

0:02.5

Quickly before we get in a ditch or date here, I just want to let you know that Mo and I have guided women in the right direction.

0:09.5

I was just reading an article, unlocking women's dating power, right?

0:14.2

Women are still super reluctant to ask dudes out on dates, but when they interviewed dudes,

0:19.5

98% of guys said they would not only be open to it,

0:24.3

but it would turn them on. 98%. They're all lying. Guys think they want to be asked out,

0:29.8

but secretly, like when it actually happens, they feel emasculated. And I know this because look

0:35.2

at me, look at these crazy eyes. You think I haven't asked out a man or two and it never works out.

0:39.4

I love that literally the science is saying 98%. You're like, nope, not true. It's not true.

0:43.9

I'll tell you how men feel. She's woman's plain.

0:46.7

Woman's plain. Women's plain right here.

0:48.3

Listen, I'm out in the field. I'm speaking anecdotally on my research. Wait for me to drop my research paper.

0:56.0

It might just be a using. All right. So she's got kids, but she's dating somebody that says he's

1:03.3

quote unquote, not a kid person. And she's wondering if she should ditch or date this guy.

1:08.4

Good morning. Alyssa, there must be more details to this because it seems like common sense here.

1:14.1

Your man is saying that he's not a kid person.

1:16.2

You got a kid.

1:16.9

Bye-bye.

1:19.6

Hi.

1:20.3

Yeah.

1:21.3

It's just, I don't know, I feel like we've really connected.

1:25.2

And I don't know.

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