Best of The Year: Did She Receive A Sign From God To Not Have A One Night Stand?
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🗓️ 31 December 2024
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| 0:00.0 | The Bird Show. So I have a friend in California who is convinced that it was God. God that stopped her first one-night stand. |
| 0:08.6 | All right. Where do I even start? I'm going to try to relay this correctly. So she's in her 40s now and she got divorced a couple of different years ago. |
| 0:16.9 | Always been pretty straight narrow, right? Always followed the rules, very religious, never really stepped out of her comfort zone quite a bit. |
| 0:26.9 | But now she's divorced and she's out dating now. |
| 0:29.3 | And she's a little living a little bit more wild now than she used to. |
| 0:32.9 | Oh, she in her hoe face. |
| 0:34.4 | Well, she was trying to be. |
| 0:36.7 | So she goes out with some girlfriends one night and they |
| 0:40.6 | are sitting at a bar and a guy approaches the group, which is always a bold move for a guy. When women |
| 0:47.4 | are there in bunches, man, you better have some confidence to do that. Absolutely. Because they are |
| 0:51.3 | looking to rip you up. So he approaches the group and he approaches her specifically. |
| 0:57.4 | And while she's not initially, like physically attracted to him, she likes these like meatheads that used to go out with back in the day. |
| 1:04.9 | Oh, yeah. |
| 1:05.6 | The gym rats. |
| 1:06.4 | Right. |
| 1:06.8 | The gym rats. |
| 1:07.6 | And it's a California thing. |
| 1:09.0 | That's her thing. |
| 1:10.1 | This guy wasn't that, but he was charming. Very, very charming. Made her laugh. They connected. So she's having a good time with this guy. So she continues to drink some beers, right? Or what have you. And then they break off from the rest of the crew. |
| 1:29.8 | And the pack gives her permission to break off. |
| 1:32.3 | Like normally when you're in a like a girl group setting or whatever and a guy comes over, |
| 1:36.4 | you're either going to be welcome or you're going to be dismissed because every single one of them like you said is judging you. |
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