The Birch Show.

All red flags look like regular flags through rose colored glasses.

And we are removing those colored glasses from you, our listeners, by telling you the Birch

shows red flags.

And you can decide if you would want to date us based on the facts.

So this all got started earlier in the week when I brought to the table the fact that I

have changed my Bumble prompt.

There is something you can do on the dating app Bumble where you can put a question for people

to answer so that they can start and make the first move with a conversation.

And my prompt was, what are your red flags and what are your green flags?

And some of these people's red and green flags were just so bonkers.

Like there was one guy really into aliens, but you know what?

It can all balance out because he's a really great family.

Or there was a couple of guys who just really wanted to just turn me off, I think, with their red flags.

And I decided to bring it to the table and see if we would date them based off of the findings.

And what's a red flag for one person might be a green flag for another?

Guy insists on pain for the very first date.

One woman might go, that's fantastic.

Another woman would be like, ooh, controlling.

That's not who I am.

So it's all interpretive.

So you know how in the commercial break we found out that you had misunderstood the assignment?

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